A Doodle Confession

You maybe heard a rumor... and I cannot deny it's true.  Though I've been a very good boy lately, sometimes da need for mischief just overcomes me and I simply cannot helps myself.  Other than snatching a few bags of pita and english muffins from da kitchen here and there, I've been on my best doodle behavior.  (What?  I craves da carbs!) 
But then there was da snag and run...  Mommy and daddy took me and da Nugg to da beach.  We were very excited to go.  It's a doggy beach!  We likes to meet new friends and swim and prance through da waves and dig and roll in da sand.  We loves da sand.  Daddy hates da sand.  And I accidentally kicked it in mommy's eyes... oops.
Well I was running and playin' with a new friend.  We were havings a good time.  But then I caughts a wiff of somethings good!  It smelled really, REALLY goods... and so I followed my doodle nose and it led me right to an open beach bag.  It was not supervised.  There were no signs that said, "This is not for Doodle dog"...  And so I helped myself and then I ran like da wind!!!  I sprinted circles around mom and dad, withs a big doodle smile on my face while I was trying to chomp that snack down in a hurry.  They couldn't catchs me and mommy was laughing so hard.  Dad was mad.  But then mom reminded him of da rules - anythings open and unsupervised is fair game at da doggy beach!
Wells da karma bus picked up dad laters with a big hole in da baggie he used to pick ups ma poops!  That will teach him to get mad when I do somethings silly and Doodlish :)  *giggle*

Licks & wiggles,
Oscar B Doodle Dog