"Fine, Mom... I'll wear the stupid hat if I can have a bone."
"Omnomnomnomnom!" Must be the luck of the Irish
or his ridiculous cuteness, because he was awarded a bone.
The doodle would rather be pinched than wear his Leprechaun hat. (He was made aware of the danger of being pinched before his refusal of the festive prop).
And he's seriously considering eating the hat as soon as I look away.