Often Heard in the LILABON House

Oscar, NO!  Down, OSCAR!  Who wants to go potty?  Is it time for noms?  Quit barking!  Quit licking your wiener!  Quit licking his wiener!  Quit licking me!  Quit eating your poop!  Who farted?  Oscar, get off the counter!  Oscar, NO!  NO, OSCAR!  Can't you go back to sleep for 10 more minutes?  It's not time to get up yet!  Oscar, what are you into?  Nugget, quit pulling your brother around by his collar!  Why is everyone BARKING at ME?!  Quit eating your leash!  Stop pulling on the leash!  Again? You were just out!  Why are my towels on the floor, Oscar?  Can't everyone BE QUIET?  Oscar, NO!  NO, OSCAR! Down, OSCAR!  Oscar, get off of the table!  Oscar, why are you whining?  Oscar, NO!  Down, OSCAR!  Who wants to go potty?  Is it time for noms?  Quit barking!  Quit licking your wiener!  Quit licking his wiener!  Quit licking me!  Quit eating your poop!  Who farted?  Oscar, get off the counter!  Oscar, NO!  NO, OSCAR!  Can't you go back to sleep for 10 more minutes?  It's not time to get up yet!  Oscar, what are you into?  Nugget, quit pulling your brother around by his collar!  Why is everyone BARKING at ME?!  Quit eating your leash!  Stop pulling on the leash!  Again? You were just out!  Why are my towels on the floor, Oscar?  Can't everyone BE QUIET?  Oscar, NO!  NO, OSCAR! Down, OSCAR!  Oscar, get off of the table!  Oscar, why are you whining?

Hmmm... has anyone else picked up on a common theme here?  I surely don't see Oscar's name in there anywhere.  I am positive my neighbors must think I'm certifiably insane.  Oh to be a fly on the wall...





LILABON = Life is Like a Box of Nuggets